October 2009
- Boy: What's your biggest dream?
- Girl: To be kissed in the rain. You?
- Boy: To be the one kissing you..
September 2009
- Frat Boy: Where do you get your shirts? That's sharp.
- Mr.Brown: I have 'em shipped in from Botswana. They use virgin sheep wool. Yes, they use them sheep that ain't never baaaah-cked it up on nobody.
“You’re here because I needed a triangle player. London’s here because I needed some eye candy for the choir. Miss Daisy, you’re here because somebody keeps telling you what time rehearsal starts.”
—Mr.Brown from Meet the Browns
- Sasha: Did you check all your drawers for the ticket?
- Mr.Brown: My drawers?! You could get a paper cut on your privacy!
- Jesus: I gotta call my mom in Mexico.
- Mr.Brown: My phone don't speak Mexico!
- Cora: I’ve got egg whites, turkey bacon and grapefruit.
- Mr. Brown: Turkey bacon? Cora, I didn’t know pigs and turkeys be matin’.
